{"id":8147970982096,"title":"2025 Calendar For Tired-Ass Mom","handle":"2025-calendar-for-tired-ass-mom","description":"\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you a mom with a love for perfectly placed \"shit\" or \"fuck\"?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"486\" width=\"486\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0567\/8507\/6432\/files\/5_648d489b-9a63-48b8-9a78-41e3eb2bc804.jpg?v=1724312282\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 2025 funny desk calendar includes a cuss word quote each month, along with a monthly 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